Cougar Dating Vignettes
Ever since my recent appearance on The Learning Channel’s “STRANGE SEX†series, I’ve been deluged with emails asking me to share some of my experiences dating younger men. This Cougar phenomenon seemed to come out of the blue, as if we older women haven’t been enjoying ourselves for years. Talk about coming out of the closet! I never felt like I was in one! For me, it all felt natural and fun.
Here are several vignettes from my years of single sex that I think you’ll enjoy:
CAB DRIVER
He: Ever slept with a cab driver?
Me: Once, a few years ago
He: It was me. Don’t pay your fare!
GUY ON BIKE
Biker: (stopping me on the street) You’re Hattie aren’t you?
Me: Yes. I’m Hattie
He: Been screwing lately?
Me: Nope. I’m celibate.
He: (riding away) … waste of a national treasure!
TV PRODUCER
TV Producer: I just broke up with my girlfriend.
Me: Why are you calling me?
He:Â I want to take you to bed.
Me: Could you get me on TV instead?
AT LUNCH WITH GIRLFRIEND
Me: (to friend) I’d love to make love at the Plaza today.â€
She: Good luck.
Telephone ring
Out of Town Salesman: I saw your ad in New York Magazine. Would you join me this            afternoon at the Plaza? I’m in room 1212.
Me: Cool. See you in 15 minutes. By the way, what’s your name?
WINDOW SHOPPING
Me: (commenting to man at store window) Aren’t those shoes gorgeous?
He: You’re gorgeous
Me: Your place or mine?
PHOTO GIG
He: Would you consider modeling for a magazine shoot?
Me: Do I have to pose nude?
He: Yes, I hope that’s okay.
Me: Just what I had in mind!
TOY STORY
Guy arriving with suitcase: This is filled with the greatest sex toys.
Me: Actually, I’m not into that scene.
He: (leaving) Pity, guess I’ll have to play with them myself.
OLD FLAME
Me:Â (phoning a former lover)
It’s Hattie, how about coming to my place tonight?â€
He: I’m married, but that doesn’t matter.
Me: Well, it matters to me.
SUBWAY STOP
Artist on subway: I’m really into older women.
Me: And if I were 20, you’d tell me you’re only into 20 year olds!
CARIBBEAN FASHION STATEMENT
Me: (draping my pearls over my date’s erection)
I’ve always liked basic black and pearls!
to be honnest a just saw your episode on tlc. i was curious and i do not regret it. reading you was great. you made me laugh. you are a great woman Hattie on the inside and outside.
bye bye nathalie